Funny Dad Sells Van With Brutally Honest Craigslist Ad

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Eric Lund
Sep 24, 2018 12:00 AM EDT

Salesman of the decade! We want to buy everything from this guy. Word has it he successfully sold the thing, too.

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    Land vehicle - 2005 Ford E350 XL Extended 15 $3800 (Amarillo, TX) passenger van X image 1 of 10
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    Text - We're selling our 2005 Ford E350 XL Extended 15 passenger van. Photos attached. In the interest of full disclosure, here's more information and a partial list of its issues. Please read before making an offer. Thanks! The van is missing a speaker in the side door. My kids have been throwing random items in the speaker hole for years. So, you may end up with some very special treasures. Or really old chicken nuggets. Probably both One side of the van has a yellow scuff mark on it. That's c
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    Text - equipped with automatic door locks The van came Unfortunately, they got reversed and the locking motor ran longer work. Somehow, something without ceasing until pressed and held down. Rather than taking the a normal person, I duct taped the button down to keep the motor from running. At some no the button was repair shop like van to a point the duct tape failed and the motor ran until it eventually something. Anyhow, the automatic door locks burned up or don't work. Each door must be lock
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    Text - There's a 20" tv mounted to the ceiling. It works and is connected to an in-dash DVD player. This is a handy feature as it helps distract kids from the intermittent air conditioning and smell of decaying chicken nuggets I don't think that the front speakers work. Actually, just assume that they don't. Better yet, if you're wondering if particular part of the van work in the way that Ford originally intended it to work. works, just ne it doesn't some assume I looked the van up on Kelley Bl
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    Text - In order to save myself a bit of time answering requests for FAQ section below: more information, I've decided to add a FAQ Q: "Have you performed all proper maintenance and religiously changed the oil every 3,000 miles?" A: [laughter] No. No, I have not. Does this article make you feel better? It made me feel better. http:s://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/11/your- money/11shortcuts.html Q: "Are those 143,000 miles mostly highway miles?" A: Well, a lot of them are. However, we've been using thi
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    Text - One last note: I recommend getting this thing checked over by a mechanic before buying. Everything under the hood looks and sounds fine to me; but, then again, I would have no idea if it didn't look or sound right LJ craigslist Map dataO OpenStreetMap Coulter at Hillside (google map) 2005 ford e350 condition: fair cylinders: 8 cylinders fuel: gas odometer: 143200 paint color: white title status: clean Coulter Street + I
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